The cost of books

  • Feb. 3rd, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Sean

Over on [info]barbarienne's LJ, she's posted about a cadre of Kindle owners who are making claims that the big publishers don't want ebooks to succeed as a viable format for reading.  I leave it in her capable hands to debunk that nonsense.  However, one comment that I read there, and have seen elsewhere, drives me insane.

The comment is that "printing makes up almost all of the costs of a book".  People couldn't be more wrong.  It is certainly part of the cost, and a not-insignificant part, but it's not "almost all".  In order for a major publishing house to release a text for publication (ie: to make it a quality product with the added value of having come from a major house (because otherwise, everyone could just publish with a vanity press), the publisher has certain costs that do not go away even if we eliminate printing and binding costs.

First, there is an editor who needs to be paid to help the author fine-tune their work (or in some cases, bring out the sledge-hammer and beat the thing into publishable shape).  This is a person who spends more than 40 hours per week reading submissions, multitasking a dozen or more books through various stages of the publication process, all while trying to maintain quality control.  It's a skilled job, and one that needs to be properly compensated.

Then, there are the contracts people (c'est moi and my ilk), without whom the publisher cannot cannot legally obtain the rights necessary to publish the work in the first place.  If there is no contract, there is no book or ebook.  And if neither the publisher nor author is comfortable with the terms, there is no contract.  That's why editors don't negotiate contracts (or shouldn't).  They have to focus on finding and editing books.  Another specialized position.

Hand-in-hand with the contracts people are the lawyers.  Yes, publishers of books need legal teams.  These not only have to worry about actual legal problems created by authors, alleged to have been created by authors (you know, by all those litigious people out there who think that having gone to summer camp at age 4 with the author MUST be the inspiration for the galaxy eating demon lord in the author's new novel), but also have to review the text even if there are no such problems, just to make sure there are no such problems.  Lawyers = expensive, specialized personnel.

There are copy-editors and proofreaders who check and correct mistakes in the text (yes, authors make them, and editors miss them).  A painstaking task to be reasonably compensated.

There are designers who need to format the text for the end product. This is as equally true of an ebook as a printed book.  Don't you just hate ebooks where it's clear all the publisher did was run raw text through a converter?  Bad page breaks.  Hyphenation errors.  Want quality ebooks?  It costs money.

Then, there are marketing people, who have to find a way to get people to know the work is  out there.  And, if it's only an ebook, getting publicity is about as easy as getting my son to give up Beatles Rock Band for Lent (ain't gonna happen).  These creative, talented people still have to write copy for websites, ads and sometimes YouTube book trailers.  Again, not cheap labor.

Then, there are the sales people, who have to try to get the book picked up by vendors.  "AH!", I hear you say, "but if there is no book, you only have to upload the ebook to a server."  "AH!", I hear myself respond, "That's not all there is to it."  There are staff members dedicated to liaising with the ebook vendors, just as print books have sales reps who travel the country getting shelf space in bricks-and-mortar stores.  And placement on ebook sites is not entirely random.  These are still necessary people in the process.

Then, there is the publisher's own web staff.  Yes, it may be an ebook on Amazon or B&N.com, but it's also going to be an ebook on our site.  Someone has to make sure that keeps running 24/7/365(6).  Someone has to organize publisher's blogs as part of that marketing effort I mentioned earlier.  Someone has to make sure that we have the rights to post excerpts, or to get author approval to do so when necessary. Someone has to manage all of that digital content so that it doesn't get corrupted (or, if it does, that it gets fixed ASAP).  Ever check out what good, creative IT people get paid?

Then, there are the rights staff, the people who try to get the text excerpted in periodicals (print and electronic).  Or get the books distributed via book clubs (think they won't go electronic shortly?  Who's not thinking progressively about electronic publishing now?)  Or get translated editions licensed.  Or, yes, sometimes, make that movie deal the author wants.  Paid professionals.

There are other departments in a publishing house whose jobs do not dry up and blow away just because there may be no print edition.  Royalty people who make sure the authors get paid.  Accounts Payable people who make sure that all the other bills get paid, including the utilities and rent that allow the publisher to operate.  Human resources people who make sure that the publisher's employees are treated fairly, and have reasonable benefits so they can retain their jobs, and so that someone can vet potential new employees when people leave.  Office services people who make sure all these other people have the supplies they need to get their job done reliably and efficiently.

All of this is called "overhead" and none of these costs disappear just because a publisher switches to all electronic publications.  So, please people, learn a little something about the publishing industry before you spout off about how greedy the publishers are, and how ridiculous our mark-ups seem to you.  Publishing runs on a VERY lean profit margin, and most books do not make a profit for us.  Very few authors ever see much money beyond their advance.  It's a volume business, and one big book can make or break a publisher's year.

No one takes a publishing job to get rich (if they do, they should be locked up in a rubber room).  Publishing is consistently one of the lowest paid professional industries.  Each of us, particularly those of us whose job does not directly bring in income to the company, is irreplaceable in bringing the books you want (print or electronic) to you.  Without covering all of this overhead as part of the products we sell to our customers, we'd be out of business, and everything would be self-published. I welcome you to shutter the major houses, acquire rights, police copyrights, edit, design, market and license your own line of ebooks (not one-offs here, but an on-going line of books), and cover your other costs at $0.99 per copy (or even at $9.99).  Once you do, I'll split the cost of a cup of coffee with you when we are both on the unemployment line.
 


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2010 Book Post 4

  • Feb. 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Snoopy
Finished:   THE BOX by Richard Matheson - Matheson's short works are very satisfying.

Currently reading:
Home: UNDER THE DOME by Stephen King (really, seriously, almost done)

Commute: YOUR HATE MAIL WILL BE GRADED by John Scalzi (sure, I could dig through the archives at Whatever, but John's served up 10 years of fun and interesting posts in a nice handy bound volume)

Palm ereader: THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkein (on-hold)

I will update this list as I change books in particular categories.

Read this year:
HAUNTED AMERICA by Michael Norman and Beth Scott
THE WELL OF ASCENSION by Brandon Sanderson
RACING THE BEAM: The Atari Video Computer System by Nick Montfort and Ian Bogost
THE HERO OF AGES by Brandon Sanderson (Book 3 in the trilogy)

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Art and Design

  • Jan. 28th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Wild Thing
Back in 2006, I posted about two mix tapes I had made for the kids (here and here).  As part of making the tapes, I had designed covers for them.  I never got back to posting track listings for later mix CDs that we made, but tonight, I can across the files of some of the cover designs I had done.  If you are interested, you can see them here on Flickr.

All of these covers were designed and created using either Microsoft Paint or Microsoft Word.  Nothing more complicated than that.  They may not be professional quality, but I'm pretty proud of them.

Of special note is that Austin actually designed the Lego Sgt. Pepper's Band that appears on one of the CD covers.  He designed them using The Mini-Mizer, then cut-and-pasted the individual Beatles into Paint, added details, and arranged the band.  I helped him with the drumhead, but otherwise, it's all his work.  I'd post some of his other work, but there might be... well... copyright issues.  :)

Enjoy.  If anyone's interested, I will post track listings for the CDs later.

2010 Book Post 3

  • Jan. 28th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Snoopy
Finished:  THE HERO OF AGES by Brandon Sanderson (Book 3 in the trilogy) - very satisfying and surprising conclusion.  I'm not sure why Shannon Doherty and Zachary Quinto are on the cover.

Currently reading:
Home: UNDER THE DOME by Stephen King (almost done)

Commute: THE BOX by Richard Matheson

Palm ereader: THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkein (on-hold)

I will update this list as I change books in particular categories.

Read this year:
HAUNTED AMERICA by Michael Norman and Beth Scott
THE WELL OF ASCENSION by Brandon Sanderson
RACING THE BEAM: The Atari Video Computer System by Nick Montfort and Ian Bogost

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Schedule change

  • Jan. 22nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Snoopy
I will not be attending Lunacon in March.  With high school tuition coming up for the kids, it's very possible that I will not be attending any cons until both are out of college in 9 years.

Have fun folks.

Busy, busy weekend

  • Jan. 19th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Wild Thing

Busy, busy three-day weekend.  We learned that Christina was accepted to her top three high school choices, but did not receive a scholarship offer from her top choice, despite being asked to be in the Honors Program.  She did get a scholarship offer from her second choice, and we are hoping to use that to get a reconsideration from choice 1.

While she spent time out-and-about celebrating their test results with her friends, Austin and I devoted time to four projects:

1)  We played several hours of Atari 2600 and 7800 games.  He agrees with me that the new games just don't make for as interesting and fun gameplay as the classics.  His personal favorites: Yar's Revenge, Pitfall and River Raid.

2)  We watched A Hard Day's Night and Magical Mystery Tour.  Started to watch Let It Be, but decided to postpone that in favor of 3) below.

3)  We played The Beatles Rock Band on the Wii.  I SUCK at Rock Band/Guitar Hero guitar, and can't sing worth a damn, but we had fun.  Amy joined in on a few songs, and I can at least say that I know all the words.

4)  We went out and bowled a game at our local bowling alley.  It was too crowded due to the holiday, and we ended up with really ill-fitting bowling balls, so we only bowled the one game instead of our usual two or three.

Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
 


Pluto is not a planet? BALLS, I say!

  • Jan. 15th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
Save Pluto
This morning, I gave another talk on the history and status of Pluto to the 6th Grade at my children's school.  This is the first time I've given this talk to a class that did not include my children.  (See here for a description from last year about the content of the talk).

This year, I did one thing differently.  Last year, I showed scaled images of the planets, so the students could get a feel for their relative sizes.  I'd originally planned on laying them out at scale distances from the sun across the gymnasium, but we were relocated to a classroom this year.  So, rather than show pictures, I used common objects that are (within a few percentage points) accurate representations of the relative size of the objects.  See here for the inspiration and source material for this idea.

Using the scale of the objects I selected, I first chalked a partial circle on the black board, 7.9 feet by 7.9 feet.  This became the sun in my mini solar system.  Mercury was a small green bead.  Venus, a small red rubber ball.  Earth, a slightly larger yellow rubber ball.  Mars, a small red cat's-eye marble.  Jupiter, a large playground ball.  Saturn, a smaller play ball.  Uranus and Neptune were slightly different softballs (the difference made up nicely by one having a hard cover, and the other soft).  Pluto itself was a very small pink bead.  I also added the moon with another bead, slightly larger than the Pluto bead.  I asked for volunteers, and the kids helped show off the models, and move them for various comparisons.

The selection of items actually made it pretty easy to discuss the various make-up of the groups of planets, as well as their sizes.  The beads, hard rubber and marble represented the rocky inner planets.  The soft playground balls represented the gas giants.  The tough softballs and bead represented the icy outer planets.

The event was a great success, and the teacher was very pleased with my new approach to the subject.  I have to give thanks to [info]shsilver, who allowed me to share a photograph of him with Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh, and gave me some information about his years of correspondence with the scientist.  It was another good tie-in for the kids to hear that an important scientist was willing to correspond with an 11-year-old (the same age they are now).  Thanks, Steven.

On the way into work, I noticed that Neil deGrasse Tyson, who started the whole Pluto controversy will be speaking at a nearby Barnes & Noble next week.  His new book, THE PLUTO FILES, discusses this popular controversy in which I've taken a part.  I haven't read the book yet, but I do note that even Clyde Tombaugh's daughter has given it a good review on the Amazon site.  I'll have to check the book out, and will probably attend the event next week.

One year

  • Jan. 15th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Sean
Yesterday was one year since the removal of the skin cancer lesion on my nose.  To date, there do not appear to be any other lesions growing, and the nose has healed up nicely.

May all of you also know good health, and/or a speedy and complete recovery from your own ills.

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Dish Wars

  • Jan. 14th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Sean
In January 2008, I received an offer too good to refuse from Dish Network.  If I signed up for Paperless Billing, I would be entitled to receive six Cinemax movie channels for $.01 per year.  Yes, that decimal is in the right place -- one penny per year. I asked three times for confirmation that this was not a limited time offer, and that it would not expire except if I cancelled paperless billing.  Each time I was told "Yes, this will last until you cancel paperless billing."  They confirmed the terms by email, and I accepted.

Today, I received a letter from Dish saying that my promotional period for the Cinemax offer would expire on January 31st, and I'd be billed $12.99 per month going forward.  I called their Customer Service line, and went through three levels of representative, including a "Customer Loyalty" rep.  Each time, I received apologies for the "miscommunication", and for my misunderstanding of the terms.  I was told that the penny-a-year deal was only a one year term, and there was nothing they could do for me.  I pointed out that I'd had this deal for two years, not one, and that I had a confirmation email of the terms (problem being at the moment that the email is stored in a Thunderbird archive on my old computer, so I couldn't just print it out to fax, or forward to them).  No dice, even when I threatened to leave for cable if they reneged on the deal.

So, I started researching cable service here.  And determined that it would cost nearly twice as much as Dish does.  Amy and I decided that, rather than switch, we'd call Dish, and reduce our service level.  There really aren't very many channels we'd miss by moving from our current level of service to the next lower one (the kids might miss Disney Channel, but that's about it).

I called Dish again, and got a very pleasant young lady on the phone.  I explained my intentions, and asked her to confirm that the Cinemax package would not automatically renew at the higher rate.  She looked, and told me that the Cinemax package would automatically cancel on January 31st, but she would simply set me up for another year of Cinemax at $.01 for the year.  She was very upset to hear about my conversations with the other Dish Network employees.

I told her that I plan to send a letter to Dish management about the problem, but would mention her favorably, if she didn't mind.  She said that she hadn't done anything that any other rep couldn't have done (ie: she broke no rules in helping me), but would be appreciative if I mentioned her service.  So, I will, and the praise is well-deserved.  In less than two minutes, she sent a customer away happy, preserved my current level of service, retaining for their company $25 per month they would have lost from my downgrade, and managed it all in a very pleasant, simple manner.  That, my friends, if what good customer service is about.

2010 Book Post 2

  • Jan. 14th, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Snoopy
Finished:  HAUNTED AMERICA by Michael Norman and Beth Scott; THE WELL OF ASCENSION by Brandon Sanderson; and RACING THE BEAM: The Atari Video Computer System by Nick Montfort and Ian Bogost (this one turned out to be really interesting, and inspired me to hook up my old Atari 2600)

Currently reading:

Home: UNDER THE DOME by Stephen King (still at it, but making better progress)

Commute: THE HERO OF AGES by Brandon Sanderson (Book 3 in the trilogy)

Palm ereader: THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkein (sort of on-hold, as I haven't been carrying my Palm with me lately)

I will update this list as I change books in particular categories.

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James Cameron's Avatar

  • Jan. 8th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Sean

I'm starting to get the impression that I'm a unique person.  I think I'm the only person with an interest in science fiction who has no interest in seeing James Cameron's Avatar.

I've seen the trailers, and since the very first one, they've generated absolutely no interest in me.  I'm following a bunch of online discussions about it.  It's fascinating to hear people, including major sf authors, discuss the amazing CGI, the 3D, the intricate world-building and ecology, but I just shrug my shoulders.

It happens that I can't sit through IMAX films, as they make me very nauseous (even the 2D ones), and usually give me a nasty headache on top of that.  I do see non-IMAX 3D films, and enjoy them (we saw UP in 3D, as well as the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana concert films).  Still, I can't find any selling points about Cameron's Avatar that appeal to me.  It's not even that I'm saying to myself, "I'll see it on DVD, PPV or cable."  I honestly have no plans to see it.

Maybe I'm just getting contrary in my early middle-age, or maybe this is part of my growing disinterest in the science fiction field.  I'm not even sure why I wrote this up, except that I sort of feel that if I don't say something about the film, I really am out on my own.  Is there anyone else out there who just doesn't get the whole hoopla around Cameron's Avatar?  (BTW, I always refer to it as "Cameron's Avatar" because I'm a big fan of the cartoon series "Avatar: The Last Airbender")


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2010 Reading Post 1

  • Jan. 4th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Snoopy
Currently reading:

Home: UNDER THE DOME by Stephen King (this is a long one, and I only get to read it in short spurts.  May take awhile to finish) and HAUNTED AMERICA by Michael Norman and Beth Scott (interesting compilation of stories of hauntings throughout the 50 states and Canada)

Commute: RACING THE BEAM: The Atari Video Computer System by Nick Montfort and Ian Bogost (a non-fiction study of the Atari 2600 system, some key game cartridges, and their influence on modern computer gaming)

Palm ereader: THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkein (I reread this every two-to-three years)

Desktop PDF: THE WELL OF ASCENSION by Brandon Sanderson (Book 2 in the excellent MISTBORN series)

I will update this list as I change books in particular categories.

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What is this blog and who is this guy?

  • Jan. 4th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Sean
Enough things have changed in my life since I started this LJ that I thought I'd post an updated bio for the New Year. Time to give the new folks an idea of who I am, what I've got to offer, and why you may find this blog of place of interest.

Over 20 years, I have worn multiple hats in the publishing industry -- contracts professional, rights director, electronic publishing director, writer of sf and non-fiction publishing articles, and rights agent. I expect that I'll only be wearing one hat this year -- that of Associate Director of Contracts at Macmillan. Except for a (hopefully) brief period here at the beginning of 2010, I will be exclusively handling children's contracts going forward. I may be called upon to assist my boss with some Tor deals, but will have very little genre involvement here.

However, my interests and background continue to straddle a number of fences between areas of the industry that others do not. This has given me a fairly broad overview of the industry, I have spent many years as a contracts, rights licensing and electronic publishing director at various major publishing houses. I have a pretty broad interest in what is happening on the publishers' side of the business, and I am happy to share my experience and opinions on those issues that I can without compromising my employer's position. If you hear about something related to my fields of expertise, and I haven't touched on it, please feel free to ask. I may have missed it, not had time to address it, or may not be able to post for professional reasons.

I am no longer a rights agent, having closed my agency at the end of 2006. Please do not query me about representation, as I am not currently interested in pursuing that work.

I was a writer of science fiction and children's stories, but have no plans to write fiction this year. Simply put, my muse is asleep at the wheel, and I don't plan to nudge her awake. As of right now, I expect that my existing works of fiction will stand on their own for a long time to come. Before anyone asks, I have tentative plans to attend Lunacon, but that's the only con I will make this year.

As reported recently, I am no longer a member of SFWA. At some point, two non-fiction articles I'd written (a primer on publishing contracts, and a primer on reclaiming rights from a publisher) should see print in SFWA's Writer's Handbook. That will be my final involvement with SFWA, and likely my final formal works of non-fiction. (My comprehensive series of articles on copyright will likely remain unpublished.)

I am no longer a college adjunct professor on legal issues in publishing. I may make a couple of speaking engagements to talk about contracts or copyright, and would be happy to discuss any interest in my doing more.

Still, unless some subject really grabs my interest and begs for commentary from me, I think there will be much less publishing blogging going on here. I plan on blogging the titles of books I'm reading, as I'd like to keep a record of them for this year.

Of course, I remain a proud husband and father of two. I will tout my children's achievements here, such as my son's Bronze medal in the annual Halloween window painting contest, and my daughter's academic achievements as she approaches her first year of high school in the fall. My traditional Little League postings should continue in the spring. My wife is a particularly private person, and I will rarely infringe on her privacy.

I firmly believe in the idea that very little in life should be taken with absolute seriousness. "All work and no play" is a valid motto (though not my own). In any event, I'd like to know what's on my readers' minds.

A few rules of etiquette: We are all adults (and if we are not, we should act like it), but experience dictates that I remind you to treat this place as you would the living room of a colleague or friend. I don't mind mildly off-color humor, but keep it PG or PG-13, please. My kids may stop by to see what I'm saying about them. Feel free to use euphemisms when necessary, including sfnal ones like "frackin'", "frellin'", etc. I don't like flame wars. Debate is fine and educational, as long as it remains respectful of the other participants. Name calling is a no-no, as I tell the kids every other day.

Looking forward to sharing 2010 with you.

A New Year (or is it?)

  • Jan. 4th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
Sean
Well, I went on vacation from the day-job at 4:30 on 12/18, and only returned to the office this morning. The place neither burned down, imploded or fell into an abyss in my absence. I didn't think it would, but it's nice to have little moments of positive thought today.

Christmas was great fun. Amy, the kids and I all agreed that we would get a new computer for the family (which also entailed getting a new computer desk, and then a new printer, as the old one decided to lock up and die once it was hooked up to the new machine). It's an HP, running Windows 7, with an HD monitor. Despite that major purchase, we were all happy with a variety of small gifts exchanged among ourselves.

We spent Christmas Eve at my parents' house, with my parents, my three brothers, one sister-in-law, three nieces, three cousins and my aunt. 17 people in all. My brother's family came down from upstate, and my niece stayed with us, which was nice for Christina and Austin (and her, I hope). My parents gave me a turntable that I can use to convert my LP collection to MP3s, which is nice, as I haven't had a working turntable on which to play my LPs in about 10 years.

On Christmas Day, we always host Amy's family for dinner, dessert and games. We planned for 17 people (tied Mom's record), but at 3pm we received a call that her sister and family were on the way from Ohio (by way of relatives in Philly). I scrambled around to make sleeping space for them. We had a lovely evening, and ended up playing board games with the nieces and nephews until about 3am. Two of the visiting families headed to their homes; two stayed with us (causing more scrambling, as I hadn't counted on four more people staying).

We spent a couple of days hosting the in-laws. We don't get to see Amy's sister's family from Ohio very often, so it was nice catching up in person.

Amy had to work the week after Christmas, though I was still off. On Tuesday, we invited some of the kids' friends to come for a playdate, and they had a lot of fun together. On Wednesday, we invited my high school friend Chris and his son, and Amy's nephew to come play several hours of card games, including Munchkin and Zombie Fluxx. Chris and his son had never played Munchkin before, and we'd never played Fluxx, so everyone came away with a new game to enjoy. Amy's nephew spent the night because the kids were all having fun, and what's one more houseguest.

New Year's Eve was a mess, as our sewer line backed up, and two rooter services cancelled their appointments. I got up early on New Year's Day, rented a machine at Home Depot, and Amy's brother-in-law and I cleared the blockage. We ended up celebrating New Year's Eve on New Year's Day, with board games, including a fun puzzle/strategy game called Blokus (or Blockus?, a short-game version of Clue, Scattergories and Apples-To-Apples. We ordered a Pay-Per-View movie (FUNNY PEOPLE), only to discover about three minutes in that it was NOT a family film. We switched it off, but I taped it so Amy and I could watch it without the kids.
On the 2nd, we visited with my godmother and her family, where I learned some new bits about family history, and redeveloped my interest in Irish music that had awakened at the end of last summer.

Yesterday, I rewired all of the computer equipment. The kids and I assembled a new desk from IKEA, and I got the new printer networked to both the old and new computers. Now I just need to find a way to get the Win7 box to file share with the WinXP box. We finished the day by watching FUNNY PEOPLE, but it was not as good as I expected. The characters are wholely unlikeable, and the comedy is too blue to be funny.

I hope you all had enjoyable holidays, and that 2010 will be good for you. I realized that I really haven't been online at all during my break, and honestly didn't miss it. I am sort of planning to do more shorter posts here this year, but who knows. I really have been finding that real life is so much more interesting than things going on online.

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Writer's Resource - airsafe.com

  • Dec. 16th, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Snoopy
While reading the very interesting book NEVER SHOWER IN A THUNDERSTORM: Surprising Facts and Misleading Myths About Our Health And The World We Live In by Anahad O'Connor (of The New York Times "Really" column) I learned about a website, airsafe.com, which hosts data about airline safety. The site was founded by aviation safety expert Dr. Todd Curtis. He is a former airline safety analyst with Boeing, and has written extensively about aviation safety, including the book, Understanding Aviation Safety Data.

Among the various charts, statistics and information about flying, the site includes:
Fatal Events By Airline
Most Recent Crashes
Airlines without Fatal Events
Fatal Events by Aircraft Model
Fatal Events by Region
Top 10 Airline Safety Tips
Fatal Event Rates by Aircraft Model
Turbulence Issues
Information about Fear of Flying
Information about Airport Security Requirements

Even for a non-expert like me, I found the site well organized and the information understandable. The site even includes actual NTSB Accident Investigation Reports on real crashes. I recommend it as a resource for writers who want to give their fiction that extra touch of reality in dealing with air travel and airline safety.

If this is Monday, this must be Hell

  • Dec. 14th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Sean
Popping in to record for posterity the cold that will not leave. I've been stuffy-headed and coughing for over a week. No fever until yesterday, and then only for a few hours. Haven't slept more than three hours each of the past three nights due to having to stay upright to avoid coughing. The cough is a dry cough, so no disgusting secretion issues. I just can't clear my head or stop coughing.

How bad was I yesterday? I woke up, and took the kids to church. My mom, who was a nurse, took one look at me, and told me to go home, take some cough medicine and go back to bed. I'm 43, and my mother has never kicked me out of Mass before! Thanks, Mom and Dad, for taking care of the kids for a few hours while I rested.

Last night, a combination of Vicks cough syrup, Vicks Vap-O-Rub, Chinese menthol ointment, Halls Cough Drops and a dose of olive leaf extract (which I usually take daily in the autumn to combat a seasonal allergic cough) never gave me more than 10 minutes of peace until about 3:30 this morning. Thank God that Discovery Channel makes for fine company in the wee hours. (If anyone wants to know more about the violent mating habits of the silver tipped shark, email me.)

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Last SFWA tagged post here

  • Dec. 10th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Snoopy
Since it's fairly well-known on LJ that I've been a very active volunteer and drum-beater for SFWA for about 10 years, I think it's fair to let my LJ Friends know that I resigned my membership today. The issues involved are internal matters on which I won't speak publicly. However, please understand that I should no longer be contacted about any SFWA business.

To those of you who remain members of the organization, I hope to remain your friend and colleague, and encourage you to participate as fully as possible in the organization. They'll need all the help and guidance they can get from rational-minded people.

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SFWA Authors & Editors Reception

  • Nov. 25th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Snoopy
On Monday evening, I attended the annual SFWA Authors & Editors Reception at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square. Very different from the usual location at the Society of Illustrators. I like the open floor plan of the place, as well as generous and comfortable seating areas. However, the ceilings are very low, and the noise level can get pretty loud.

I spent most of the evening chatting and talking business with SFWA President Russell Davis, event organizer Steven Silver and his lovely wife Elaine, SFWA Executive Director Jane Jewell, writer/publisher Lawrence Schoen, writer Laura Anne Gilman, writer/Media-Tie-In-Grandmaster Keith R.A. DeCandido, agents Shana Cohen, Diana Fox and Russell Galen, editors Steve Saffel and Wendy Delmater, writer Patrick Lundrigan, SF Scope editor Ian Randal Strock, and writer/former-Helix-editor William Sanders and his lovely wife Phyllis. I had a terrific evening, and managed to end up being the very last person to leave. (ETA: my apologies to those of you listed who have LJ handles. Despite my best efforts, I can't get your user names to appear in this post, no matter how often I edit it.)

Ian has some event pics up at SF Scope. Please go take a look, but be merciful... I look terrible in at least one of them.

Halloween Weekend

  • Nov. 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 PM
Wild Thing
My favorite holiday of the year has now come and gone, and it was, once again a fun weekend.

For starters, Friday was our 16th wedding anniversary.  We took the day off, dropped the kids at school, and went to the town of Frenchtown, New Jersey, along the Delaware River, to see the fall foliage. We seem to have run about a week late for peak color, but the town was lovely, as was the walk along the river.  We found a thick stand of bamboo in the middle of the regular Jersey woods, as well as a lone tombstone from the early 1900s (a fitting find for Halloween weekend).  Then, we crossed to the Pennsylvania side of the river, and wandered a park in Uhlerstown where we strolled along the tow path to an old canal.  We plan on going back in the spring with the kids and our bikes, and riding as much of the trails there as we can.

On to Halloween.  Christina decided it was time to be a Pirate Girl.  I don't know if it influenced her decision at all that being a Pirate Girl would mean we'd have to take her to buy new black leather boots.  She looked terrific, and had fun with it.

For the past year, since viewing HORSEFEATHERS on Hulu.com, Austin has wanted to go as Harpo Marx.  This is the first time he's kept to the same costume idea for an entire year.  He watched a lot of YouTube vids of Harpo, and learned how to do some of Harpo's faces and routines.  Stocked with an appropriate wig and my trench-coat jammed with props (a tiny plastic banana that he would whip out when I'd say, "Pay no attention to my brother.  He's a little bananas" and a whistle and rubber chicken), he was quite the smash with the people who actually knew who he was.  It's amazing that almost no one under the age of 45, including the people at the costume shop, recognized him.  (Side note, we ran into a 2nd grader who was dressed as a mad scientist, and spoke with a familiar voice.  When I asked if he was trying to be Dexter from Cartoon Network's Dexter's Laboratory, I was informed that he was doing Peter Lorre.  And yes, the kid knew who Peter Lorre was.)

As is our tradition, I needed a costume, too.  Who better to accompany Harpo than his brother Groucho.  I'll say no more about my costume, other than that we ran into our State Senator at the local park, and he insisted that Austin and I join the costume contest in the theme/group category.  The judges, all over 45, gave us a loud ovation.  I guess we were a change of pace from the string of horror movie characters, superheroes, and poorly made-up zombies they had been seeing.  We were told we'd be called during the week if we won a prize.  No word yet.

Photos of us can be found here on Flickr.

On Sunday, we arose at 5am (God Bless whoever thought up ending Daylight Savings Time on this weekend -- that extra hour of sleep was needed), and headed out to volunteer at the New York City Marathon.  Before and just after I was married, my friends, I and the Boy Scout Troop we led used to volunteer at the local marathon water station every year.  After we had kids, I was unable to volunteer.  This year, when Austin said that he needed a lot of hours of community service for Confirmation, I thought of this again.  We signed up, and I was happy to see that my friends Paul and Kenny were still running the water station.

We arrived at 6am, and we all worked hard -- unloading the truck, sorting supplies, setting up tables, mixing Gatorade, and filling paper cups with Gatorade and Poland Spring water.  We are the first fluid station on the course, at the three-mile-mark, and once the runners cross the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, we all have to stand along the sides of the road, holding out cups for runners to snatch from our hands.  Water and Gatorade fly everywhere, as cups are either knocked to the street by hasty grabs, or flung to the side by runners.  The race organizers provide everyone with t-shirts and ponchos, and snazzy ID tags, so stay reasonably dry, yet nice and official looking.  The runners are generally appreciative of our efforts, as they yell their thanks as they go by.

The kids had a great time, made a few new friends, and can't wait to go back next year.  They also realized that many people who run the marathon do so to raise money for various charities.  The kids feel that they helped those people run just a little further in their fund-raising efforts.  Both kids feel like they accomplished something special.  I certainly agree.

Great weekend all around.

Writing update

  • Nov. 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 PM
Snoopy
I have just sold a second non-fiction article, "Reclaiming Your Rights" to The Handbook of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.  No publication date yet, but I'll be very happy to have two bylines in this long-awaited handbook.

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